Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.
joe toye, back for more! tastes like nicotine and vodka spills, dribbled down the food chain like bastardised ambrosia. he limps through first period geography without a wince, double english by the skin of his teeth, and collapses in study hall under the guise of tying his shoelaces. for all he calls bill the brave one, the hairline fractures in his ulna sketch a different history: sometimes the sidekick is more intrepid than the hero.
"On the house," Bucky insists, prodding the muffin closer to Steve’s highlighter-stained fingertips. They stare incredulously at this chocolate-chip olive branch, extended through the mid-July swell and sweat itching along Bucky’s trembling hands.
Steve doesn’t even need Sam’s motivation to grin and say thanks; they take a quick bite, moaning in appreciation, and pointedly ignore the brilliant flush crawling up Bucky’s neck.
1) Give me a pairing.
2) Give me an AU setting.
3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.
A love story where two people in different apartments sharing the same wifi make music playlists for each other over icloud and fall in love