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"yield…captain"

"yield…captain"

vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

❝ and i said to my body. softly. ‘i want to be your friend.’ it took a long breath. and replied, ‘i have been waiting my whole life for this.’ ❞

— nayyirah waheed (via noshoes-noworries)
toye, high school au? sorry if that's too broad....

joe toye, back for more! tastes like nicotine and vodka spills, dribbled down the food chain like bastardised ambrosia. he limps through first period geography without a wince, double english by the skin of his teeth, and collapses in study hall under the guise of tying his shoelaces. for all he calls bill the brave one, the hairline fractures in his ulna sketch a different history: sometimes the sidekick is more intrepid than the hero.

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I’m a screw up. And I plan to be a screw up until my late twenties, maybe even my early thirties.

Anonymous asked:
Bucky/Steve, bakery au

"On the house," Bucky insists, prodding the muffin closer to Steve’s highlighter-stained fingertips. They stare incredulously at this chocolate-chip olive branch, extended through the mid-July swell and sweat itching along Bucky’s trembling hands.

Steve doesn’t even need Sam’s motivation to grin and say thanks; they take a quick bite, moaning in appreciation, and pointedly ignore the brilliant flush crawling up Bucky’s neck.

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werlicnessebaeddon:

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

That cat is going to eat those flowers, you know.

the cat is never going to just sit there

werlicnessebaeddon:

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

That cat is going to eat those flowers, you know.

the cat is never going to just sit there


When Steve Rogers watched “The Pacific”, he was very moved by Eugene Sledge story, especially the part where Sledge’s dad didn’t think that he was healthy enough to recruit. He later on read Eugene’s book “With The Old Breed” and even went to visit his grave.

When Steve Rogers watched “The Pacific”, he was very moved by Eugene Sledge story, especially the part where Sledge’s dad didn’t think that he was healthy enough to recruit. He later on read Eugene’s book “With The Old Breed” and even went to visit his grave.

apsychosis:

HUGE gay bird

askboxmemes:

1) Give me a pairing.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

webs-little-liebling:

webs-little-liebling:

It feels uncomfortable not having a caption on this

Adding notes to myself #drake status

centifolias:

A love story where two people in different apartments sharing the same wifi make music playlists for each other over icloud and fall in love

landons:

landons:

my boyfriend sent me this without a word

i cant believe this showed up on my dash after so long of traveling tumblr

langste:

These “coffee kiss” sculptures are part of an ongoing series by Chinese artist Johnson Tsang. Started in 2002, the series is named after a local drink called Yuanyang, which is made using a mixture of three parts coffee and seven parts Hong Kong-style milk tea to perfectly represent both Eastern and Western cultures.

langste:

These “coffee kiss” sculptures are part of an ongoing series by Chinese artist Johnson Tsang. Started in 2002, the series is named after a local drink called Yuanyang, which is made using a mixture of three parts coffee and seven parts Hong Kong-style milk tea to perfectly represent both Eastern and Western cultures.